Best Discreet Vibrators

Whether you’re looking for the best discreet vibrators you can pack in a purse or a bag, use without anyone knowing, or wear in public, there’s one out there for you.

Having a vibrator that doesn’t announce it’s presence has excellent benefits: 

  • You don’t have to worry about having the perfect hiding place. 
  • You’re not frantic if someone does find it. 
  • You can use it without worrying about being overheard.
  • You can use it while out and about with (or without) a partner.

There are some traits to keep in mind when shopping for a discreet vibrator. There are plenty of choices available that will be great for what’s most important, but you will need to decide that ahead of time. For example, if you have little ones at home that are always exploring, the last thing you’re going to want to do is to leave a vibrator charging on a counter. In that case, battery-operated vibrators will be better for you. 

If you plan on traveling with your vibrator, pick one that has a lock function for the on/off button to avoid a buzzing suitcase or bag. A lock function would be pointless for a vibrator you plan on keeping in a drawer. 

Also, consider where you will use your vibrator. Nothing can ruin an orgasm like wondering if your neighbor can hear you in your hotel room with paper-thin walls. Worse, if your roommate can hear you from the living room. 

If hiding your vibrator in plain sight is vital to you, look for a vibrator that looks like other things you might have in a drawer, purse, or suitcase. A discreet vibrator avoids any mortifying situations were you to try to explain a vibrator to a young child, a roommate, or a TSA agent. 

Best Discreet Vibrators that Hide in Plain Sight

Iroha Mini

Title Iroha Mini with description and photo graph of discreet vibrator that looks like a beauty blender

When you’re packing a carry-on and want your vibrator to blend in nicely with your toiletries, look no further than the Iroha Mini. This compact, discreet vibrator looks like a make-up sponge. Stash this in your make-up bag, and it will look right at home with your foundation and mascara.

This inexpensive vibrator has only one level, on. As a result, it’s also not going to be the most powerful vibrator you’ve ever had. It’s powered by one triple AAA battery that can be removed for travel. Since there’s just a simple button for off/on, it’ll keep turning off and on in your bag if you leave the battery in. 

I Rub my Duckie

Title I RUB MY DUCKIE with description and photo graph of discreet vibrator that looks like a rubber duck bath toy

This Rubber Duckie blends in with your bath decor and looks like the quintessential bath toy. If someone were to come across this discreet vibrator in a cabinet or drawer, or even on a shelf, nobody would believe that it was really there to get you off. 

Take it to the bathtub so the duckie can fulfill its destiny and adjust the surprisingly powerful motor to one of seven settings. Instead of having to wait on a full charge, this vibrator is battery operated. A full charge is just one AAA away. Best of all, this discreet vibrator is quiet too!

Rocks Off Bamboo

Title ROCKS OFF BAMBOO with description and photo graph of discreet vibrator that looks like a lipstick

For an affordable option without the compromise, go with the discreet Rocks Off Bamboo Vibrator. This quiet vibrator looks like a luxury lipstick in rose gold and has a tapered tip to pinpoint the vibrations right where you want them.

It’s battery-operated, so you’ll never have to wait for a charge. With three speeds and seven patterns, you’ll be able to get off as fast or as slow as you’d like. The Bamboo vibrator is bath or shower ready since it’s completely waterproof, which also makes it easy to keep clean. It’s not going to collect lint in your bag like a silicone vibrator. 

Best Discreet Vibrators for Taking Anywhere

Lelo Mia 2

Title LELO MIA 2 with description and photo graph of discreet vibrator that has a travel lock and looks like a lipstick

The Lelo Mia 2 is an incredible discreet vibrator that looks at home next to any lip gloss or mascara. Whether you’re packing a bag for a trip or stashing in your nightstand drawer, this luxury vibrator will not draw any attention to itself. 

Instead of batteries, this discreet vibrator is rechargeable, so you’ll never be left to search drawers frantically. The Mia 2 is waterproof and can be used in the tub or a shower. It has 6 speeds and 5 patterns and can hardly be heard on low levels and easily be covered at high speeds. Best of all, you can travel with your mind at ease since it has a travel lock to avoid a buzzing bag or suitcase. 

Crave Duet

Title CRAVE DUET with description and photo graph of discreet vibrator that looks like a USB drive

The incognito vibrator that looks like a flash drive is the perfect vibrator to pack when you still want to have fun on business trips. At 4.5″, the Crave Duet can be packed in a purse or work bag without drawing any attention. 

While charging in the USB port on your laptop, it doesn’t come close to looking like a vibrator. The Duet has four different settings at four different strengths, capable of teasing you to getting you off in seconds. Slip it in the included carrying case to keep it clean and safe on the go.

Pom by Dame

Title POM with description and photo graph of discreet vibrator

Women who aren’t fans of pointy vibrators and want an all-over sensation should try the Pom by Dame. It’s shaped like a bean, so instead of a vibrator, it looks like it could be a mouse or a gua sha facial tool. 

The Pom bends as you hold it in your hand. The silicone is so flexible in fact that it can bend around whatever erogenous zone you’re holding it against. If you like to use your vibrator for foreplay, the Pom would be ideal. 

It’s waterproof, rechargeable, and features 5 patterns of stimulation and 5 strengths while being quieter than average. 

Best Discreet Vibrators you Wear in Public

Palma

Title PALMA with description and photo graph of discreet vibrator that looks like a ring

If you’re looking for a vibrator you can wear all the time, leave on your dresser and have no one be the wiser, look no further than the Palma by Unbound Babes. The Palma looks like a ring that I would happily wear, even if it had no other features.

There are five modes, including one you can program yourself to fully customize your vibrator experience. To charge, simply place it into the included ring case and the magnetic docks starts charging your discreet vibrator. It’s waterproof for cleaning and you don’t need to hesitate to wash your hands when you’re wearing it.

Mantric Remote Control Panty Vibrator

Title MANTRIC with description and photograph of discreet vibrator that has a remote control and slips into panties

When the appearance of the vibrator doesn’t matter as much as the volume of the buzz, get the Mantric Remote Control Panty Vibrator. As the name suggests, you can slip this vibrator into your panties and control it hands-free. Just use a little lube and line it up, and slip and slide away for some really good sensations. 

This vibrator is soft to the touch and small enough to be discreet when you’re wearing it. The key to using a panty vibrator and keeping it to yourself or only between you and a partner is how quiet it is when on. The Mantric won’t disappoint, it’s incredibly discreet, which is impressive when you consider that it has three speeds in 7 patterns. 

Vesper by Crave

Title VESPER with description and photo graph of discreet vibrator that looks like a necklace

Bold and adventurous people should try the jewelry look-alike Vesper by Crave. The Vesper itself is three inches long but hangs on a long 26-inch chain. It looks like modern jewelry and would go with dresses and tops for dinners and dancing or clubs alike. 

You can turn it on and off and change the intensity with a small button that can be hidden if you wear the necklace with the button facing in. The Vesper is rechargeable with a little USB cord and makes very little noise at lower levels. 

Shopping for your Discreet Vibrator

When you’re shopping for your new toy, you’re naturally going to want to ensure that your product is delivered just as discreetly. Keep in mind that the reputable online shops all ship discreetly. Plain brown boxes are standard, and the shipping address is abbreviated to avoid listing the full name of the website. Some even mail packages under an employee’s name instead of the store name to take discretion to another level.

Enjoy!