Are you looking for dildos that don’t actually look like dildos? Would you rather have fun and artistic dildos than realistic phallic ones?
If you find yourself reaching for color and art in your everyday life, flesh-colored dildos might not cut it for you. There’s no reason why your sex toys can’t be an expression of you.
You might also be turned off by the ultra-realistic veining and testicles that most dildos feature. Non-phallic dildos can bring you all of the pleasure that their realistic counterparts can but will add a decorative element to your nightstand drawer.
Despite the overwhelming availability of lifelike sex toys, fun and artistic dildos exist! In fact, there are plenty of creative dildos out there.
Here are some of the best options when you want some pizzaz and variety in your toys.
Marshmallow Sweets Twisty Dildo
If you’re looking for a dildo, you can actually call cute and don’t want to take your sex toys too seriously; the Marshmallow Sweets Twisty Dildo is for you.
This fun dildo looks like a fantastic lollypop or a unicorn horn instead of a sex toy. The yellow, pink, and blue ridges wrapped around the white body add delicious sensations during use. These twists will feel oh so good just inserting or rotating while inside you.
As the name implies, the silicone material is marshmallow soft and flexible. At 8.75″ long and 1.75″ in diameter, it’s packing quite a punch too.
It looks nothing like a penis, and most people wouldn’t assume it was even a sex toy if they came across it. Perfect for playful women looking to get themselves off.
Chakrub Natural Crystal Dildo
Why not restore your harmony while having great orgasms. Chakrub’s The Heart comes in a variety of natural stones. The loveliest of them all, rose quartz. Entirely appropriate if you ask me since rose quartz promotes self-love.
Even if you’re not a believer in the metaphysical powers of crystals, these are still gorgeous dildos. Pretty enough to leave out on a shelf.
This dildo is very hard as it is genuinely made out of rose quartz. That can be good as it can make stimulating your g-spot easy! As a stone material, you can also enjoy temperature play since the natural material is cold.
The Heart is 7″ long and 1.67″ in diameter. In addition to rose quartz, it’s also available in jade, amethyst, and quite a few other options.
Vikskin Maverick Tie-Bright
If you’re a big fan of silicone dildos but want something more fun and colorful, the VixSkin Maverick Tie-Bright is for you. Instead of being stuck with a variety of flesh tones, you can have a dildo that looks like art. Even better, you don’t have to give up on having a top of the line dildo.
VixSkin has a terrific feel, soft and flexible on the outside, with a solid core on the inside. This material will also warm up as you’re using it to add to the pleasure.
This colorful dildo is 7″ long and 2″ in diameter, perfect if you’re a fan of girth! Even better, Maverick is versatile with a suction base that makes it harness compatible too.
Summer Dildo
Another option made of the highest-quality body-safe silicone is Summer. This bright dildo in vivid stripes is sure to bring some fun to your sex life. It lacks any veining or texture with a very smooth, soft surface.
The large head and two bumps are sure to please you and rub against your g-spot. It’s another versatile model that has a suction cup base and is harness ready.
At 7.5″ long and 1.5″ in diameter, it is right in line with most of these artsy dildos. If you would prefer something smaller, try similar models like the 5.25″ True Blue or the 6″ Purple Rain.
Whichever unrealistic dildo you go with, these fun and artistic picks are great way to come again and again!